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Fake Steve fools too many with Woz Attack

Posted by kiwiscanfly on May 23, 2007


Fake Steve reported that “Some punks beat him up and took his Segway. Unreal. This after Woz gave an inspiring speech to the young folks, telling them “romantic and impassioned stories of the power and excitement of mathematics and engineering.” On second thought, maybe that’s why they beat the shit out of him.”

This was so readily accepted that Fake Steve had to post a follow up to add some more information “It was the anti-DRM people. They were at Maker Faire looking for trouble. They spotted Woz and started giving him shit about iTunes and iPods. Then they saw him riding his Segway and tried to take it away from him but he put up a fight. Apparently Segways are another one of their big “most hated” products because they use closed software and DRM code that prevents people from hacking into Segways and loading Linux on them and, I don’t know, turning them into milkshake machines or something.”


Fake Steve was forced to make the post so fake that nobody would believe it “the Photo above shows the gang out in the street right after the attack, all proud of themselves.”


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